America! F*** Yeah!

posted Monday, July 4th 2011 at 9:31 PM by

Happy birthday America! You barely look a day over 200.

And why not celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small portion of it? Especially when Starr Fireworks has a 15% Military Discount.

Now that's more bang for your buck.

Ahem, so instead of spending 200$ on fireworks I probably should've taken out a larger life insurance policy. Oh well.

"So what's the preferred method to lighting this Roman Candle? Aim away from face?"
"Yeah... that and hold it in your non-dominate hand. Ya know... just in case."

God Bless America.

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