Have you read The Spectrum lately? If you have then I'm sure you're jealous of my awesome article about living in my apartment.
The article is titled "Grumpy Old Man Projects 'Get Off My Lawn' Onto the Moon from Campus Apartment"
The caption reads: "Cranky Old Man Draws Pictures of Himself Yelling at Children"
The interview was just weird. It must have been a slow news day. We met at a coffee place and she was a little late so I started doing some homework. Then this tall blonde girl walks in.
"Are you Adam?"
"I'm sorry. I'm not normally this late."
"I'm not normally a rapist."
"What?.... don't print that..."