27
Oct
2007

Attention Whoring: Not Just for Amateurs

posted Saturday, October 27th 2007 at 9:46 PM by

Have you read The Spectrum lately? If you have then I'm sure you're jealous of my awesome article about living in my apartment.

Cranky Old Man

The article is titled "Grumpy Old Man Projects 'Get Off My Lawn' Onto the Moon from Campus Apartment"

The caption reads: "Cranky Old Man Draws Pictures of Himself Yelling at Children"

The interview was just weird. It must have been a slow news day. We met at a coffee place and she was a little late so I started doing some homework. Then this tall blonde girl walks in.
"Are you Adam?"
"Yup."
"I'm sorry. I'm not normally this late."
"I'm not normally a rapist."
"What?"
"What?.... don't print that..."

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  • Replying to Adam Konieska on Attention Whoring: Not Just for Amateurs







  • toops
    Toops
    Sunday, October 28th 2007 at 4:54 PM

    I´d like to see this carpet-roll-climbing ability of yours. I know you enjoy scaling "things"... now I can add carpet-rolls to the list.

    You should tell the (fun) story about after you climbed it...

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  • megaman helmet
    MegaMan Helmet
    Wednesday, October 31st 2007 at 7:00 AM

    Like a squirrel on crack. It was fabulous. And I´d be interested to hear this story...since I was there and all.

    Does it involve MegaMan boots?

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  • όλο το πνε
    όλο το πνε
    Wednesday, October 31st 2007 at 6:35 PM

    Grumpy ol man in da beard? I thought a person used rolls of carpet to put the body in and dispose of them. If you need to view the price
    lay the carpet on the ground!!!

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