So earlier I was in computer science class pretending to do homework. I'm writing some code using notepad and the prof walks up behind me, she puts her arm around my chair, and she says in her thick Russian accent:
"Adam! Why are you always making the life difficult?"
"What do you mean?"
"We have professional tools, you don't need to use notepad."
"Real men use notepad."
"And what is this? You declared all your variables globally!"
"I like to live on the edge."
"It's a naughty habit."
"You're a naughty boy."
yowza.... let's just say I just about decompiled my source code right there
Then later, I cooked... for the first time in probably six or eight months. Toops and I made tacos and it was amazing. Combined we ate the whole box of tacos and each successfully completed the five taco challenge.
and now? nap time.