15
Oct
2007

pioneers

posted Monday, October 15th 2007 at 12:19 AM by

October is awesome.

I carved some punkins this week. First time in years. Michelangelo had David. Leonardo had Mona Lisa.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Bender!

Punkins

Later in the week...

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  • Smash
    Monday, October 15th 2007 at 8:11 PM

    Looks good!!

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11
Oct
2007

collect 200$, go directly to 'go'

posted Thursday, October 11th 2007 at 12:09 PM by

Got a letter in the mail from the eye doctor again. I figured it was another reminded about how I still owed them money. I called them not to long ago and gave them the insurance info that would take care of it.

Anyway, I opened the letter and inside.... 30$ check!

The memo line said, "over billed insurance" which I crossed out and wrote "booze money"

Oh, and I learned something in database class today:

XKCD comic

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  • Toops
    Thursday, October 11th 2007 at 12:34 PM

    Haha, anyone else but me and Adam find it funny, or are you not n3rd enough?

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  • Toops
    Thursday, October 11th 2007 at 12:42 PM

    DROP TABLE Comments

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  • Toops
    Thursday, October 11th 2007 at 12:42 PM

    Dang, it didn´t work...

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  • Adam Konieska
    AK
    Thursday, October 11th 2007 at 2:51 PM

    Close Toops... close...

    a) you forgot ´); to end the current SQL line
    b) you forgot ; at the end of your line
    c) ´Comments´ isnt the name of my table
    d) why am i telling you all this?

    If ASP were my mom she´d stick my code to the fridge with a magnet.

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  • A different kind of geek
    Thursday, October 11th 2007 at 7:51 PM

    ´)30 n3rd points for the day you losers´);

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1
Oct
2007

Lost in Translation

posted Monday, October 1st 2007 at 1:35 AM by

I might have to go to class this week.

I went to Assembly Programming last Thursday, and I clearly remember the instructor saying in his thick Indian accent "We will have Test B on next Tuesday."

Of course my first thoughts were "Test B? Does that mean I missed Test A? Oh shit..."

Then I thought about it some more... and realized that "We will have Test B on Tuesday" actually means...

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  • Future waitress
    Monday, October 1st 2007 at 9:10 AM

    Geez you may actually have to STAY AWAKE in classes too. I´m so sorry, Adam. This week might shape up kinda rough for you.

    Tee Hee.

    PS Thanks for the review. :)

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  • Toops
    Monday, October 1st 2007 at 10:04 PM

    (Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
    German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany´s contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
    Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I´m not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There´s just a big gap.
    Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich´s first city hall, erected in 15...
    Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
    Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
    Brian : You can´t just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism´s stranglehold on Germany.
    Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
    Brian : A Dairy Queen? That´s preposterous.
    Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
    Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall?
    Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

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25
Sep
2007

three thousand dollar nap

posted Tuesday, September 25th 2007 at 10:55 AM by

So... classes... or nap time?

This Year:
Nap Time

Last Year:
Nap Time

High School:
Greatest. Beard. Evar.

And that ladies and gentlemen... Greatest. Beard. Evar.

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  • Toops
    Tuesday, September 25th 2007 at 4:39 PM

    Dude, those might be the best pictures to ever grace this website. ´Member the good ole days? *tear*

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  • Amature Photographer
    Tuesday, September 25th 2007 at 7:16 PM

    Who took the pictures if you were sleeping?

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18
Sep
2007

flossing between your ears

posted Tuesday, September 18th 2007 at 11:32 AM by

So I stayed up too late and got messed up on Jones' Soda, No Doze, and hummingbird food before I crashed at about 6 am.

All that sugar went right to my brain because I had a dream about this amazing girl...

...and we were killing zombies. Except there was this guy dressed like a dentist who was evil and turned people into zombies. He sat you down in his dentist chair and injected you with a bunch of stuff. Anyway, he caught me and was going to give me the sleeping gas to knock me out. He laughed all evil like and told me to count back from 100. I tried to fight it, I kept telling myself I have to fight it. Its like that feeling you get when your really sleepy in class but you're trying to stay awake? It was just like that. "Gotta fight it" I kept telling myself and struggling to stay awake.

Then I woke up, confused for a moment, staring at the ceiling. I think I tricked myself into waking up. It was crazy.

Moral of the story? Don't tell your

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  • Toops
    Tuesday, September 18th 2007 at 5:44 PM

    I had a crazy dream too after staying up last night. I dreamed that I got married to a hot chic that I didn´t like a whole lot, but when we started living together we liked each other even more... when I woke up I realized that she´s already married in real life.

    It´s crazy that we both had dreams about girls - I gotta lay off the Juan von Newmann´s salsa for a while.

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14
Sep
2007

mmmm.... toasty

posted Friday, September 14th 2007 at 12:07 PM by

Does any body (besides Clemson) remember that Quiznos commercial circa 1999 when they just started toasting subs?

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16
Apr
2007

mmmm..... dhtml

posted Monday, April 16th 2007 at 10:55 AM by

I love code.

I just added a thinger that shows the comments and allows users to post new comments.... all from the main page!! Woohoo!! No more having to link to an outside page. Just click the view or post link in the corner. Awesome....

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  • Codemasta J
    Monday, April 16th 2007 at 8:18 PM

    Good work, Adam. I've been keeping my eye on you. You're an up and coming star.

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  • Ticklish? Me?
    Wednesday, April 18th 2007 at 7:25 AM

    Viva el Sunset Wheat!

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18
Mar
2007

what of it

posted Sunday, March 18th 2007 at 10:12 PM by

Yellow lights in Fargo are meaningless, they should just have red, green, and brighter green.

-or-

Perhaps we should take a lesson from the Netherlands:

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12
Mar
2007

spicy

posted Monday, March 12th 2007 at 4:30 PM by

Sometimes the phone rings. Sometimes you know whats going to happen. Then you answer it anyway.

There was a call I got from a gentleman who wanted some help with his order. I couldn't find any information in his order that he was asking for. I told him I needed to contact some shipping companies and some other people to get the information he needed.

He was absolutely livid about the entire thing...

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  • D23 and proud
    Tuesday, March 13th 2007 at 10:35 AM

    And this is why I don't work at the Desk anymore.

    Seriously, isn't there a point when we can just hang up, refund their money, and tell them to get bent? Because this is abuse however you look at it, and it is NOT part of the job description.

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  • Former Desk member (amy)
    Wednesday, March 14th 2007 at 9:37 AM

    That would have made me cry, and apparently that's the only way you can get people to feel bad about what they've done. I can have the worst day at school (ie kids put condoms on my door or they get up and walk out of class) but no matter what, it can never be as bad as working at the desk. I hope not everyday is like that for you and that things are going well. I miss you all very much. Take care!!

    PS Who moved to D23?

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  • ~MB~
    Monday, March 19th 2007 at 5:42 PM

    OMG, what an ass hole. Be strong Konieska, be strong.

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  • Ashley Ann
    Tuesday, March 20th 2007 at 3:40 PM

    Dude!!! I would have hung up the phone. Let the ass hole call back. What is he going to say. The guy was trying to help me, I called him dumb, and then he hung up on me. Seriously now!!!

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1
Mar
2007

yeah, about that

posted Thursday, March 1st 2007 at 2:01 PM by

So apparently it snowed in Fargo.

Fargo Snowstorm

Fargo Snowstorm

"What are you guys doing?"
"Uh... building a fort?"

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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  • χιονοστρ&#
    Thursday, March 1st 2007 at 7:24 PM

    how come the other cars don't look like your's????

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  • anominus
    Thursday, March 1st 2007 at 7:42 PM

    Its not AKs...... muahahahahahaha

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  • maggie
    Friday, March 2nd 2007 at 10:54 AM

    I hope you got a shovel for Christmas - looks like you will need it.

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  • anominous
    Friday, March 2nd 2007 at 11:44 AM

    referring to my last post... I think he did and we found an excellent use for it....

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