4
Jul
2011

America! F*** Yeah!

posted Monday, July 4th 2011 at 9:31 PM by

Happy birthday America! You barely look a day over 200.

And why not celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small portion of it? Especially when Starr Fireworks has a 15% Military Discount.

Now that's more bang for your buck.

Ahem, so instead of spending 200$ on fireworks I probably should've taken out a larger life insurance policy. Oh well.

"So what's the preferred method to lighting this Roman Candle? Aim away from face?"
"Yeah... that and hold it in your non-dominate hand. Ya know... just in case."

God Bless America.

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20
Feb
2006

Nothing Personal

posted Monday, February 20th 2006 at 11:49 PM by

I woke up today around 2 pm. Then watched some tv. Thought about showering. Didn't have to work or go to classes today. Then I thought, "Hey, maybe I should do dishes and clean." But then it hit me...

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28
Feb
2005

Bordeaux

posted Monday, February 28th 2005 at 10:10 PM by

Marty hobbled past me when I heard a series of thudding noises on the roof. I looked up to see what it was but saw nothing.

"Mike is on the roof lowering the flag to half mast." Marty explained.
"Why?" I said still looking at the ceiling.
"''Cause of those three boys that got killed in Iraq yesterdey."
"Oh," still looking up, "I heard about that on.."
"I don't see why they don't just keep it at half mast until the unprintable war is over."
I looked at him as he hobbled away. I had never heard him swear like that before.

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