5
Aug
2009

death from above

posted Wednesday, August 5th 2009 at 3:20 PM by

Couple days ago Casey and I decided to have lunch on the roof at work. We crawled out the window and onto the spacious first story roof to dine. It was pretty awesome, relaxing in the mid afternoon sunshine. Enjoying a burger and a soda.

I looked just in front of me and to the right, at about the one o'clock position and there was a large bird perched by a chimney on the building across the alley from ours.

Little did we know what danger we were in...

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22
Aug
2008

my barbershop is ablaze

posted Friday, August 22nd 2008 at 11:16 AM by

A couple days ago I decided to get a hair cut... well, mostly because the current one looked a little too Ron Jeremyish:

1980 Called...

Anyway. Every time I go to the barbershop I get this lady who does a really awesome job. But...

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29
Jan
2008

hey mike, i wish i could....

posted Tuesday, January 29th 2008 at 12:31 AM by

So I woke up after class and I said to myself:

"Self, you need some kind of energy drink to stay awake though your next class."

So I went to the IACC to buy a Mt. Dew or something carbonated and there was this cute girl shaking the piss out of the vending machine...

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  • insert clever alias here:
    Insert Clever Alias Here:
    Friday, February 15th 2008 at 7:34 PM

    This is bullshit...






    No one ever gets free M&M´s from shaking a vending machine.

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  • wowsa
    Wowsa
    Monday, February 18th 2008 at 8:28 PM

    Tell me that you hit that. Tell me that you hit that!

    TELL ME THAT YOU HIT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    No, seriously. Post again about how you hit that.

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17
Oct
2007

Cuando estaba en Mexico....

posted Wednesday, October 17th 2007 at 9:53 PM by

The city was hot but even so the street vendors were outside marketing their trades as Tom walked barefoot down the stone roadway. He walked for a while until he found a cigar shop that he recognized. Cigar shops, he knew, always had the best air conditioning.
Outside there was a street vendor selling tacos. He was laughing hard and eating something wrapped in a tortilla.
"Come here amigo!" Are you hungry?"
He dipped the tortilla in some dark colored salsa and ate some more. Then he coughed as though the salsa was very spicy and he smelled of rum.
"Are you hungry amigo?"
He took another bite of the taco and laughed again. Tom stepped past him and...

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12
Mar
2007

spicy

posted Monday, March 12th 2007 at 4:30 PM by

Sometimes the phone rings. Sometimes you know whats going to happen. Then you answer it anyway.

There was a call I got from a gentleman who wanted some help with his order. I couldn't find any information in his order that he was asking for. I told him I needed to contact some shipping companies and some other people to get the information he needed.

He was absolutely livid about the entire thing...

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  • d23 and proud
    D23 and proud
    Tuesday, March 13th 2007 at 10:35 AM

    And this is why I don't work at the Desk anymore.

    Seriously, isn't there a point when we can just hang up, refund their money, and tell them to get bent? Because this is abuse however you look at it, and it is NOT part of the job description.

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  • former desk member (amy)
    Former Desk member (amy)
    Wednesday, March 14th 2007 at 9:37 AM

    That would have made me cry, and apparently that's the only way you can get people to feel bad about what they've done. I can have the worst day at school (ie kids put condoms on my door or they get up and walk out of class) but no matter what, it can never be as bad as working at the desk. I hope not everyday is like that for you and that things are going well. I miss you all very much. Take care!!

    PS Who moved to D23?

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  • ~mb~
    ~MB~
    Monday, March 19th 2007 at 5:42 PM

    OMG, what an ass hole. Be strong Konieska, be strong.

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  • ashley ann
    Ashley Ann
    Tuesday, March 20th 2007 at 3:40 PM

    Dude!!! I would have hung up the phone. Let the ass hole call back. What is he going to say. The guy was trying to help me, I called him dumb, and then he hung up on me. Seriously now!!!

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16
Dec
2005

send a man

posted Friday, December 16th 2005 at 10:39 PM by

A project for English class:

Classes are all over. All finals are done. Java final went pretty meh. Maybe I'll get a C at the absolute very lowest. Comm110 I gave a farewell speech that was very humorous. Everyone enjoyed it and it made me feel really good about myself. It was a really funny, well written speech if I do say so myself.

And I do.

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