6
Oct
2014

Rise of the Machines! A Spam Story

posted Monday, October 6th 2014 at 8:14 AM by

Terminator 2: Spam Day
The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

It was bound to happen sooner or later, spam bots hitting the comment forms over and over! I was getting around 2,000 comment submissions per day from these friendly robots bent on world domination.

I could reduce it with one of those clunky off the shelf captchas, but lets face it, they aren't without their problems either, especially...

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15
Nov
2013

Humpty Dumpty was Pushed

posted Friday, November 15th 2013 at 6:55 PM by

Pants Defeating the Robots

So I came home to this, and all I'm saying is that Humpty Dumpty was pushed...

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29
Jan
2008

hey mike, i wish i could....

posted Tuesday, January 29th 2008 at 12:31 AM by

So I woke up after class and I said to myself:

"Self, you need some kind of energy drink to stay awake though your next class."

So I went to the IACC to buy a Mt. Dew or something carbonated and there was this cute girl shaking the piss out of the vending machine...

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  • insert clever alias here:
    Insert Clever Alias Here:
    Friday, February 15th 2008 at 7:34 PM

    This is bullshit...






    No one ever gets free M&M´s from shaking a vending machine.

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  • wowsa
    Wowsa
    Monday, February 18th 2008 at 8:28 PM

    Tell me that you hit that. Tell me that you hit that!

    TELL ME THAT YOU HIT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    No, seriously. Post again about how you hit that.

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